The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV miniseries.
When Aaron (Smith) has to hire professional escort, Maddison (Piper), to accompany him to his sister’s lavish, three day wedding celebration in the country to save face in front of his family, he doesn’t expect to run into his childhood love, professional photographer Olivia (Coleman) - who would’ve loved to catch up, if he wasn’t there with his girlfriend, and who happens to be flying out to Australia for six months the very next week.
Maddison, too, is running into old faces at the wedding - Aaron’s cousin Stephen (Tennant), a small time actor, remembers her from a magical evening at a business function, where Maddison was “working” with another client.
Neither Aaron nor Maddison can afford for their little secret to slip out, and neither of them can afford to pass up three days with people that they’d thought had forgotten them long ago.
Pretending to cheat was never so difficult, especially not under the eyes of Aaron’s watchful mother - who won’t have the pair stage the ultimate breakup at her daughter’s ultimate wedding.
The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV miniseries.
(You’ll have to forgive me, as I know NOTHING about Teen Wolf, or any of the characters, and it’s not really angsty, either!)
When the mysterious Mr. Hale (Hoechlin) moves in next door, teenage Stiles Stilinski (O’Brien) is immediately infatuated. In his late twenties, the man oozes charm and sophistication, and it’s not long before he’s got the whole neighbourhood watching.
Through his bedroom window, Stiles observes Mr. Hale, day and night - a yearning obsession that keeps him up all night and sees his grades plummeting. To Stiles, Mr. Hale is his, despite only having spoken to him once or twice, so when the crazed teenager spies a woman next door some months after Mr. Hale moves in, Stiles explodes.
Seething with jealousy, Stiles vows to never let another whore enter the house, at whatever length it takes to achieve.
When the bodies of young women keep turning up around Beacon Hills, it doesn’t take too long for Mr. Hale - or the police - to figure out a connection.
The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV miniseries.
For Sarah Franks (Brealey), life is one big wedding after another. As one of the most sought after wedding planners in London, Sarah thinks she’s seen enough romance - or lack thereof - to boil the phenomena down to a formula. Which is precisely why she’s still single, thank you very much.
When the biggest wedding in London of the year turns into the biggest disaster - doves with irritable bowls mixed with six figure designer dresses, to say the least -, Sarah flees the city to save face and takes a job and temporary residency in the country, planning a wedding for Elouise Fisher - the youngest daughter of a wealthy farming family.
There’s more issues than cow pats and early mornings for Sarah at the Fisher’s manor house and farm on Puddleduck Lane - namely, Simon Fisher (Graves), Elouise’s older bachelor brother. Simon has no time for Sarah and her insistence on suits, flowers and impractical things, and Sarah can’t stand the man’s interest in cigars and wellingtons.
But when unexpected and troublesome guests begin to turn up unexpectedly on the night before the big day, Simon and Sarah must team up to keep the wedding running smoothly and the bride smiling.
The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV show/mini series
“Okay, let’s just say there’s a baseball game. You’ve got the uh, Apple team, and the uh, Orange team. Both are really great teams, y’know? Really strong players on both sides, but everyone reckons they know which team you play on. So, uh, your Mom and your Dad and everyone thinks that you’re batting for team Apple, yeah? Because if you tell them that you’re not batting for team Apple, they think you’re batting for the other team. Which isn’t true - you just don’t really want to bat for team Apple or team Orange. You’d rather just sit in the grandstands and have a soda.”
James Latham (Tveit) has everything - the looks, the athleticism, the talent, the popularity, the grades - so when his entire college finds out that the James Latham is still a virgin, it’s a battle to his bed for all eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on campus.
Only problem is, James isn’t interested. In any of them.
The shocking discovery that James isn’t interested turns the popular boy into the freak on campus, but with the help of his best friend Rob (Garfield) and sister Trinity (Greene), James sets out to educate others, discover himself, and reinstate his popularity.
The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV show/mini series
When the career you’ve chosen just so happens to pay about seven pence an hour, life can look a little bleak.
Violet (Gillan) spends her days submitting articles, trawling blogs and sometimes actually writing new material. Not that it ever seems to matter - Violet’s entire flat seems to be filled with rejection after rejection after rejection, no matter what she writes. She’s tried it all - travel, fiction, fanfiction, feminism.
It just seems like there’s always someone better than her.
With rent looking to be un-payable, Violet signs up to tutor English for adults - it pays well above seven pence an hour, but that’s just about the only perk she can see to the job.
Violet’s first student, George (Darvill) is a construction worker that dropped out of school when he was thirteen - sarcastic, funny, and can’t tell the difference between a verb and a noun to save his life.
The pair see very differently on more than just the importance of the English language, but when Violet discovers George’s talent for illustration, they become one another’s greatest asset in trying to win a children’s story book competition for £1000.
The Fake Film Meme: Leave me two or more actors and I will come up with a graphic/poster and synopsis for a fake film/TV show/mini series
“You live your whole life doing what other people expect of you - whether you have a smile that says flirty, or a stride to your walk that says you were born to lead. Or, if you’re like me, you’ve got a name that prefaces your disposition.”
When Sunny He’s (Liu) father is admitted to hospital for a serious stroke, it’s the breaking point in the thirty eight year old’s life. Her world is crashing down around her ears, and there’s nothing that she can do to stop it. Her maybe-boyfriend spends far too much time at other women’s flats, her job is less than perfect, she’s quite sure that she’s responsible for the death of her cat, and her doctor is calling it ‘depression’.
When Sunny ends up in the psychiatric evaluation unit after an attempt on her life, Carmen Russel (Torres) - a new graduate psychiatric nurse - is assigned the troubled woman.
Carmen has enough going on in her own life - a pregnant daughter, college fees from the years she spent in training, and an overwhelming feeling that maybe she chose the wrong career path.
Carmen’s job is to help Sunny - but it might just turn out to be Sunny helping Carmen.
SOMETIMES I JUST GET REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE’S THIS MASSIVE DORK AND SOMETIMES HE’S A SEX GOD BUT HE ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR EXISTING MR. CUMBERBATCH SIR YOU MADE MY LIFE A HAPPY ONE
I’M IN LOVE WITH A DORK WITH A RIDICULOUS NAME I HAVE ACCEPTED MY FATE
no mum you don’t understand i cant ‘spend more time out of my room’ because i’m roleplaying gay fictional couples
without a doubt, my favourite thing about Andrew Scott is that adorable little skin tag under his eye and just hng (◡‿◡✿)
