Our favourite Irishman.
Well, this is torturous
Electricity between both of us.
And this is dangerous
‘cause I want you so much,
But I hate your guts.
OKAY SO I WAS IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY TODAY, JUST USING THE COMPUTERS, AND THERE WAS THIS ONE OLD MAN USING A COMPUTER A FEW DOWN FROM MINE. ANYWAY, THIS OTHER OLD DUDE COMES IN AND WANDERS OVER TO THE COMPUTER, LOOKS AT THE FIRST OLD GUY AND STOPS AND GOES,
“WE MEET AGAIN.”
AND THE FIRST GUY LOOKS UP AND THEN IN A REALLY MENACING VOICE GOES,
“INDEED, PROFESSOR MORIARTY.’
AND THEN THEY GIGGLED AND SHARED A COMPUTER FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND TRIED TO WORK OUT HOW TO USE EMAIL.
Koan - The Guggenheim Grotto
(Source: itsjuststayingalive, via veiledsentiments)
Caught You Looking
A job brings Jim and Sebastian to a popular holiday resort and Sebastian can’t help but try and have some fun with it.
(via oftigersandmagpies)
"♥ sleepovers ♥ boys ♥ summer ♥ make up ♥ murder ♥"
“REALLY?”
“That hat is delightful…”
“221B Baker Street, not exactly difficult to break into…”
“JIM, DO YOU WANT CHINESE?”
“There is a writing block by the phone, Sebastian, please refrain from asking pointless questions HERE.”
“IS THAT IRISH FOR “NO”?”
“Please don’t test me, Sebastian.”
