I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MYCROFT LOVES HIS UMBRELLA
'Don't do that.'
'Do what?'
'The look.'
'Look?'
'You're doing the look again.'
'Well, I can't see it can I? It's my face..'
'Yes, and it's doing a thing. You're doing a 'we-both-know-what's-really-going-on-here' face.'
'But we do!'
'No, I don't! Which is why I find 'the face' so annoying.'


pendregons:

"no one could convince me that you ever told me a lie."
inspired by {x}

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Just did a massive theme/about page change! Thoughts?

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mycroftplayingoperation:

#I’M NOT SAYING THEY’RE SHAVING FOR EACH OTHER #BUT THEY’RE SHAVING FOR EACH OTHER

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thunar:

apinchofsanity:

War time Mormor Au

He was never supposed to break his promise.

HOW DARE YOU

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the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:

He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Jim Moriarty. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever.
So then in 2010, I started going out with my first boyfriend, John, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Afghanistan, and Jim was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with John, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-detectives pool party, I was like, “Jim, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a criminal.” I mean I couldn’t have a criminal at my party. There were gonna be detectives there in their coats. I mean, right? He was a CRIMINAL.
So then his army man called my army man and started yelling at him, it was so Reichenbach.
And then he dropped out of life because no one would play with him, and he didn’t come back in the fall for Season 3, all of his brains were blown out and it was totally weird, and now I guess he’s dead.

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Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes attend regular-people school for one year as children. 

Great shenanigans ensue.

Do not use without my permission.

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