I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MYCROFT LOVES HIS UMBRELLA
'Don't do that.'
'Do what?'
'The look.'
'Look?'
'You're doing the look again.'
'Well, I can't see it can I? It's my face..'
'Yes, and it's doing a thing. You're doing a 'we-both-know-what's-really-going-on-here' face.'
'But we do!'
'No, I don't! Which is why I find 'the face' so annoying.'


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Jul 29 +1726

wearitcounts:

also mike stamford not coming to john’s wedding is kind of important to me like i just picture him sitting at home watching telly and grumbing “fuck this nonsense i did not spend all day wandering around london looking for a toppy soldier so sherlock could be best man at his wedding jfc

Jul 28 +2710

dramatisecho:

no / I / in / team

Jul 27 +3578
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Jul 27 +4129

hoaxsuicide:

Business cards of sherlock | part 2/?

Jul 24 +3045

bashermoriarty:

MORMOR AU: Months after the Reichenbachfall, Jim Moriarty meets up with Irene Adler to rebuild his criminal empire, destroyed by the consulting detective Sherlock Holmes. To his misgiving, the woman has something else in mind. Some hours later, however, his loyal marksman Sebastian Moran receives a short message. “Counduit Street. Bring wine.”

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Jul 23 +2172
  • sherlock: john, could you hold this for me
  • john: okay.
  • john: 
  • john: that's your hand.
  • sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 20 +8144