I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MYCROFT LOVES HIS UMBRELLA
'Don't do that.'
'Do what?'
'The look.'
'Look?'
'You're doing the look again.'
'Well, I can't see it can I? It's my face..'
'Yes, and it's doing a thing. You're doing a 'we-both-know-what's-really-going-on-here' face.'
'But we do!'
'No, I don't! Which is why I find 'the face' so annoying.'


insp: x

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bakerstreetbabes:

lindentreeisle:

wisesnail:

Mary Morstan 

Oh, this is lovely.

Gorgeous.

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ewmartin:

ben c texting martin and getting nervous when he doesn’t text back right away

Apr 18 +205

getlestrade:

So my newspaper photoshopped Kim Jong-Un’s hair onto Benedict and I can’t stop laughing.

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martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.

i literally feel guilty that this has this many notes i dont deserve it i didnt work for it

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lisaveeee:

DID THAT EPISODE ACTUALLY HAPPEN. IS THIS SEASON REAL?

i made some adjustments to accommodate what actually transpired. since…i mean, graduated cylinders, c’monnnn. sorry to spam you but—- I PREDICTED THE FUTURE.

(you can purchase the future, and with free shipping HERE! but you have to use that link.)

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eredar:

i cant even fukcing look at this without losing y fucking shit

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